Hello,

   I shall not lie, my day did not begin amazingly. I awoke at a late hour as I was up late the night before. So I mostly sat around, played on my pc and basked in the pure fantasticness of myself. Yet this would soon change…. Around 6:08 pm my chum proposed the idea we go on a adventure. So I swiftly readied myself and awaited my ride. First we went to a local establishment and partook of their selection of Ice Cream. I got the German chocolate, generally speaking I don’t typically choose the chocolate but as it was German I had to get it. While waiting in line and talking with my comrade in arms Tyler this short strange man thought it was a good idea to join our conversations. The pure gaul of this man was shocking, he was much shorter than I or my companions and I wanted nothing to do with him or his ideas…. Finally we managed to break away and flee from him before we were forced to destroy him.

    After finishing our ice cream we went on a hike around the wooded area of thee local park. This in itself was nothing much yet when we decided to scale the sheer cliff side it soon became apparent that this was to be a strenuous task.. We began the difficult climb and at one point I was sure Tyler was going to fall to his demise and neither Me or Chum would be able to save him. Yet luckily we all survived the climb, a little worse for wear. When we came upon the top I was shocked, the magnificent sight we were promised was hardly worth seeing. After some grumbling it became apparent that no one really knew how to get back to our base camp. Although some of our party began to complain and panic me and Chum knew that as long as we went downwards we’d be able to find our way to civilization. As we emerged from the rocky tree line and waled down the clearing I felt relived that the forces of nature didn’t in fact consume us and further brought about the realization of mans supremacy.

   Upon returning to my humble home My Chum and I set about battling with others upon the battle field that is Xbox Live. While there we encountered several people seemingly possessing super human attributes. I realized the key to success was to question them and learn the source of their skills. After long hours of interrogation I managed to determine these people were gypsies and their skills drew from a mighty reservoir of dark magic. Realizing I was walking the razor’s edge I bid them to teach us the ways of dark magic, they manged to learn us their methods… After truly seeing the gifts is brings I felt dirty and tainted. Managing to wash my hands of their foul ways I plan to launch a crusade against such perversions of a once great experience.